I am too old to give a shit! I yam what I yam.


Anyway, this is one story from Malarkey #4 NOW being published by the esteemed Birdcage Bottom Books! Coming out in November…stay tuned.


In other news:

Sorry I haven’t updated this. Here’s some stuff you may have missed:

A story on Popula about losing my virginity.

A story in The New Yorker about traveling.

Also, I realized that I haven’t updated this in almost a year. What a fucking slacker! So I went back to CAKE Chicago:

Here are some pictures: